September 2nd, 2014

queen-oleander:

We should teach young boys to respect women, but we should also teach young girls to respect women. Women should not see each other as enemies, but as allies. Stop telling young girls that the best they can be is “not like other girls”.

(via a-coward-with-coffee)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

(via chemicalmoose)

mdecarabas:

Either Felix knows exactly how cheesy he sounds when he monologues and takes complete joy in giving those speeches anyway OR he thinks he sounds 100% cool when delivering them and thinks everyone is super intimidated.

I can’t tell which is dorkier.

(via the-meta)

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

(via phoenixwillowwolf)

rage-and-roses:

In case anyone cared - here’s the close up of the GotG Red Team parody poster from this prank on my roommate.

rage-and-roses:

In case anyone cared - here’s the close up of the GotG Red Team parody poster from this prank on my roommate.

(via the-meta)

September 1st, 2014

kirk-out:

hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it 

(via pilcherthegreat)

varietyshow:

Imagine your OTP doing the forehead touch while both characters are crying miserably

(via dataglitch)

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

(via pilcherthegreat)

daftprodigy:

Don’t worry, little pup! Universal Gravitation says that out in space where you are (where there aren’t any other very large masses close by), you and the bone will eventually get closer and closer together. The bone might even start orbiting you! Then you’ll be able to get it.
The helmet miiiiiight be a problem, though.

daftprodigy:

Don’t worry, little pup! Universal Gravitation says that out in space where you are (where there aren’t any other very large masses close by), you and the bone will eventually get closer and closer together. The bone might even start orbiting you! Then you’ll be able to get it.

The helmet miiiiiight be a problem, though.

(Source: dlanham.com, via theineffableamberjae)

adrianhon:

thetalkingcrocus:

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Hi. Online (and so for the purposes of this letter) I go by Crocus, or Crow. I’m a teenager living in Canada, and I love reading, writing, animals, and running. Today, August 23rd 2014, marks my two-year anniversary of earning the title of Runner 5. Zombies, Run! Is quite honestly the best…

CEO of Six to Start here - it means a lot to us to hear this, and I’m really glad Zombies, Run! has been so helpful for you. We always wanted to make a game that showed being fit and healthy wasn’t just about losing weight or counting calories, and your story shows that in the best way possible.

(via i-am-runner-five)

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via nootexperiment)

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

(Source: urcr, via thorinokayshield)